Live From The NDCA Championships: Ray’s Hell Burger

Based on the recommendations in the NDCA Dining post (and a few others received via backchannel), it was clear that Ray’s Hell Burger was not to be missed. One of several restaurants in the portfolio of Michael Landrum, a man the Washington Post calls “the enfant terrible of Washington dining,” Ray’s Hell Burger is a unique amalgamation of upscale ingredients and a no-frills, no-nonsense atmosphere. Where else can you get a burger with Seared Foie Gras With A Balsamic Glaze, White Truffle Oil, Crispy Shallots, and Vine-Ripened Tomato? Or one with Roasted Bone Marrow, Persillade, Lettuce and Tomato?

I opted for The Big Punisher, which at $7.95 is one of the cheapest burgers on the menu (prices range from $7.95 to $17.50 for the “The Burger of Seville”). A spicy smorgasbord of flavor, it is “Diablo-Grilled and Brushed With Our Spicy Chipotle Marinade” and topped with Pepper Jack Cheese, Charred Jalapenos, Grilled Red Onions, and Piranha Sauce (which is described as a “Fiery, Spicy, Green Sauce.”)

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Unlike many attempts at OMG SO HOT burgers, the Punisher features a deeper, more complex flavor profile that layers different spices on top of one another to create a rich, mouth-watering complement to the juicy (juicy!) beef. After the first bite, the toasted bun was overwhelmed and the remaining bites required extensive finger-licking and wipes from the conveniently-located-on-every-table roll of paper towel. With a ten ounce patty and generously-sized toppings, the burger provided a satisfying meal all by itself… and that’s good, because there isn’t much else.

Is Ray’s Hell Burger a good spot for you and your squad? If you love burgers and are willing to spend a little more than you would on fast food, a resounding yes. If you’d prefer a more formal atmosphere and don’t relish the thought of a gluttonous burger that drips all over your hands, then Ray’s is probably not for you. And if you’re a vegetarian or vegan, you should definitely stay away. Otherwise, the prices are reasonable and the atmosphere was high-school-student-friendly, at least on the Friday night that we visited. Enjoy!

Bill Batterman

Bill is the Associate Director of Debate at Woodward Academy. The 2009 Wisconsin Debate Coaches’ Association Coach of the Year and 2010 National Debate Coaches’ Association Educator of the Year, Bill is an instructor at the Georgetown Debate Seminar and the Spartan Debate Institute at Michigan State University.

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